Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Waiting on the World to Change

Me and all my friends 

We're all misunderstood 
They say we stand for nothing and 
There's no way we ever could 

Now we see everything that's going wrong 
With the world and those who lead it 
We just feel like we don't have the means 
To rise above and beat it

So We Keep On Waiting
Waiting on the World To Change.



Thursday, March 24, 2011

Happy Birthday Ladies.

Today it is Forfakes Blair and Harry Houdini's Birthday!! Who the heck is this Harry fellow? I don't know but I once had an insane hamster named Houdini. Harry is 137! Omy, I mean, my goodness! What a big boy! Oh Forfakes Blair, you're a big boy too! 16, hoyeah!

3+2=4 ... right? I made a wish at 3:24pm. I wished for you Dani!! I thought that was the most appropriate time to wish for a women like you.   ... 16. It's kinda a nice number. Huppy Birfday Forfakes Blair (his name isn't Blair by the way).

Why yes, I do strive off of other peoples relationships.

Lemme tell you the story!! So, once upon a last year I was NOT in CTE... I was in computer tech and there was this beautiful kid named Blair. His friends kept calling him Ryan. Of course, Brynn's an idiot and she's thinkin', "Why are all these losers calling him Ryan? His name is Blair!". No Brynn. I'm pretty sure his friends know his name a little more than you do. Well, it turns out they did. His name was Ryan. Don't worry, that wasn't the last stupid thing I did that involved this kid.


some people are born with a big head... full of themselves.






"You're hopeless" -Tyler L. George (yes, it's just L.)

Monday, March 21, 2011

We Must Spank The Children Immediately!


Those of you who do not know me well are probably not aware of my obsession. (Tyler, if you read this, you know what I'm talkin' about). Well, I have an obsession with being obsessed with fake men. Examples: Gilbert Blythe, The Recycling Man, Justin Bieber, Joshub (he was for realsy fake), and other kind or beautiful people, ya know. 

Who am I currently obsessed with you ask? Well... Peter Pan. Not necessarily Jeremy Sumpter but, yes, Peter Pan.





I once convinced Jessica Feilbach that Peter Pan came into my room at night. I also convinced her I could talk to birds and that I was going to a blind person school because I was 'half-blind'. And I was Wendy for Halloween one time and Koleton Wolf was Peter Pan. Hannah was Captain Hooke, ofcourse, and Hyguy was a pirate.

...

"I want always to be a boy and have fun." "You say so, but I think it's your biggest pretend."

Maybe... I kinda wish I could grow up for a while then come back and be a kid again. It seems a little hypocritical of me to say so because I wrote a post in January about how I never wanna grow up. Never growing up would be a sad thing, don't ya think this? Don't you agree it would be sad... to never grow up?

"Wendy, come away with me. Come with me to where we'll never have to worry about grown up things again."        
"Never is an awfully long time." says the Wendy Bird.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Greetings Earthlings, let's take a journey.


I am Brynnie of the hills of cedar, Queen of the land of Strange and an expert in the art of awkwardness. 




            How 'bout Me and You?? Hm?

Everyone! I'm getting married! ... someday. But still, I am getting married! ... at least I hope so. And some man's gonna kiss me! ... well, he better ... No matter! He'll love me :)

"You, my friend, are one of my favorite life forms." says Hannah's new broken Buzz Lightyear toy. 

                              Now I Am Wondering This---> If Cell Phones Didn't Exist, Would We Still Be Friends? 

I'm also wondering if anyone knows how to pee while staying in a tree. If you have any ideas or have also attempted to take the challenge to stay in a tree for 24 hours... please, let me know.
Speaking of pee, I'm going to wet my pants.         It's alright. I went.

Is it just me or does it feel like my new background is gonna come out and grab you?

Dani... does the first song on my playlist make you want to cry too??

ImAgInE tHiS mY fRiEnD---> Imagine you could take a picture of a beautiful shirt, press it against your shirt and ShabaM! It's on you now. Can you imagine that? Here's another example. Imagine you had a picture of a gorgeous woman in your hands. How 'bout that one on the top! She's beautiful. So, you have a picture of... Emily here and you press that picture on you face and... well, magic. Your face is now not your face. It's Emily's. Just don't press her shirt onto your face. tehe... you'd have a shirt face. PAHA!


But Brynnie of the hills of cedar lived happily ever after and she had lived pretty happily before that, so... she lived one happy life. 
Even If She Was Always Awkward. She Kinda Liked It.
THE END.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

To Mommy:





Mommy, can I go to the jungle? Paleeeaaasssseee? If I do my piano everyday for the next week, then can I go to the jungle? If I take out the trash five times a day could I go sleep in a tree like they do on Swiss Family Robinson? Oh! If you would only let me ride an elephant I would never be naughty again! I would not write in my journal for a whole day if I was only allowed to walk through the jungle wearing my Explorer Shorts (pst! I got them at Savers for a freakin' 2 bucks!) or a beautiful dress!

Oh, I would so give anything (except for a lot of things:) to be Roberta! Whowee, two men fighting over ya all the time (especially Fritz... omygoodnessgracious... if ya know what I mean;) and living in the jungle! It's... sniff, sniff... just not fair. (well, except for... it's only completely fair because Freaking Roberta doesn't live where I live and doesn't have these amazing people to live around and, hey, I bet ya she's not Mormon and... well, church is a party! and she doesn't have a beautiful creek to walk on and she doesn't have hardly anything that I have and... I bet she's dead! so there! I'm better...)

... Love, Brynnie Bamboo (dad would now start singing- Brynnie Bamboo, I love you. I just love my Brynnie Bamboo :)

My New Favorite Movie! If ya can't tell :)

Saturday, March 12, 2011

It Takes Paradise.





Honestly, I love flowers. There is nothing more beautiful than nature. I think the smells of nature are the most beautiful things about it, don't you? With out the smells it wouldn't be half as beautiful. Oh goodness, what if you couldn't smell. Oh heavens! What if you had no nose! That would be too bad.

Hey, next time you go outside... smell. Just breathe through that defining nose of yours because, if you've noticed yet, the world smells so fresh. Sure, those things you stick into the walls are nice smelling but you can tell that they're not alive. They're almost sticky and warm-like. They sound nice though. Wall Flowers. Is that what they're called?

Well, my purpose of this posty is to tell you all to smell.
So... SMELL.

"But you don't know what you've got till it's gone. It takes paradise to put up a parking lot", said the Counting Crows from Two Weeks Notice:)

Friday, March 4, 2011

11 Random Things About Me and My Self

15's too long. Nobody cares to hear 15 freaking things about ME!:)

 1. My hands turn blackish blue because I write so much in my journals. They look kinda scary actually...

 2. I have recently discovered the power of wearing not the same tennis shoes everyday and I think it's part of this process I'm a goin' through- turning into a girl instead of being a man- also, I've become quite...dare I say it...obsessed with cool shoes. This has just come from the girl who, at the beginning of the semester, thought shoes were completely pointless.

 3. My first contacts on my 'recent list' when I text are- My Self, My Dead Journal, Summer List, and Journal. Hey, it makes me look like I have real friends to text.

 4. Yesterday, at my choir concert, I wore my dinosaur boxer shorts and my choir robe and went 'strutting' down the hallway showing off my almost knee length nylons to everyone. My sleeves blew wizardly and I wished to go cast a spell on brotha Breton. But I didn't cuz he was so good at the 'strut' down the hall in his tailcoat thing:) (By the way- I would have felt just like Harry Potter but he doesn't strut an neither does his father)

 5. My favorite thing about my appearence is my mole on my cheek.

 6. I'm a white on the color code test! What are you? I would like to know!

 7. I am SO excited to get married, have my funeral, and go to heaven! You are all invited to swim in my community bath tub in heaven! You see, all kinds of benefits come from reading my blog!;)

 8. I've been mistaken for being drunk, twice and I'm rather proud of it (but don't worry people, I would never drink) I'm crazy but I'm not an idiot:)

 9. Like Dani, I wish I was a red head. But only an attractive red head because... ya know, unattractive red heads are just.. unattractive. P.S.- A fiery red!

10. I love floral anything all of the sudden. I want floral wall paper and some floral tights (hence the picture up yonder)

11. Sometimes I'd rather be by myself and hang out with my journals and imaginary friends than with real people. and sometimes I sneak off to the library instead of going to lunch... I love library's. They're one of my favorite things.

 p.s.- that first picture is my absolute favorite and I didn't know when to use the wonderful thing but I said to my Self, "Self, what better a time to use this picture than on a post about me? and therefore... there it is.

 THE END




Note to me friend:  Maddiey, Maddiey, Maddiey, Maddiey, Maddiey!! LOOK! My enters worked! yes Yes yEs yeS YES! alkay... bye:) lahve you

Thursday, March 3, 2011

You are Lovable

Where did the mountains go?! ... That's kinda rude of them to just go on vacation like that. I really loved 'em. Well, the purpose of this posty is to tell you all about something that you all might have discovered already. You just didn't know you discovered it... Oh that's cool. Alkay, that's nuts. Isn't it? You probably aren't even aware of this amazing discovery but, hey, that's what I'm here for. To tell you all about the things you've already discovered...on accident. Here, lemme just go ahead and tell you already...Shall I? Okay, I can tell you're just peeing your pants to find out what it is your Self already knows just hasn't told you. I have an automatic crazily large amount of love for some people. People that I hardly know. I classify these people as (dash:)- Just Lovable People. They are so lovable! I get this fuzzy feeling inside when I even think about some of these people. They are all completely unaware that I love them so. hm... Ya sure, I'll give you some examples- Hannah's friend w/ the Justin Bieber background on her phone, the red head who sits by me in seminary... I so know her name..., Aunt Karen, that Griffin kid (I realized in A4 that if I was a boy I'd want to be him), the girl at Mt. Ridge w/ amazing hair, Rian, that girl who the girl on my soccer team (name concealed:) swore at, that kid named Coleton in my old A. Studies class who I decided only pretends to be a bad kid, so on so forth. But these people are so not 'So on' and 'So forth' to me. I have to love them. They are just automatically Just Lovable People to me. Think about it... do you know anyone like that? You just love them but you only have a small clue of who they are. But I feel like I've known who they really are from the first time I saw them... but I might just be wrong:) But you try to see if there is someone like that, please. Please? Thank you... I love you. Ya know what? Haley's perfectly kind and terrifyingly beautiful. She is a perfect little sister. Why am I the way I am to her?

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Why Can't We Be Friends

Wish #1- Be Friends With Tommy Again. Wish #2- Earn Some Money. Lately, I have glanced at the clock often... too often actually, ever much so that I think it's becoming an obsession. But everytime I look it has been a wishing time. Ya know... this means either of these two things- That something bad is gonna happen so I need those many wishes badly. or Something good's gonna happen because I've seen so many wishes. Let's go with good, alkay? alkay. "Life is so much more complicated, don't ya think? With every event comes a feeling and with every feeling an emotion and with every emotion comes an action and an attitude and actions and attitudes effect people. Don't be as stupid and careless as me, guys. Sometimes, I can't stand myself. Ya know?" From Brynn Hallsted's Dead Journal... Yesterday was summer. Don't you agree? I think so. It most definately was. ... It was also Justin Bieber's 17th birthday:) I'm at lunch and some of the guys at this school look like they're 35... Maybe they are. "I can tell that we are gonna be friends...", said the I-really-don't-know-who-the-heck-wrote-this-song-and-I'm-too-lazy-to-check-but-let's-name-him-Wayde-oh-and-we-learned-about-dashes-today-in-English-and-Brems-said-people-on-blogs-love-them-so-here,-you-get-a-million-...-no,-just-47. Oh and Manda!! I just saw the thing you designed and I LOVE it!!