Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Get Some Babes.

I've got a few babes to help me out. A few Dears. Bits of Ladies. One bunch of gorgeous sour fruit. Some Darlings. A little more than a smidgen of people I couldn't live without. Lots of Sexy Babes. I'm lucky enough to get some sweet hearts in there too. I've got quite a bundle of joy who are always there for me. They are quite the bundle. They are also quite a joy to have. Aren't you glad I have them? Doesn't it make you happy that I'm happy? Well, you better be thrilled that I have these bundles of joy because that bundle is you. oh, and you too, Dearest.
I hope you have such a bundle as mine.
If you don't, go make one. There's a Splendid Idea for you.
It's really not that hard. They don't cost anything at all.
Please, make such a bundle. They just might change your life.

Day One- Introduce Yourself

Why is the first one the hardest?? Introduce Myself... I'll try not to make this one too long, Babes.
Myself, this is the people who read my blog. People who read my blog, this is Myself. Great, now that we've got that out of the way let me introduce you to Me!
I love my life and I live off of happiness, anyones happiness. Because of this I am quite the healthy girl because my life is stuffed full with happiness and good and amazingly wonderful things. I love to read and write anything, even school papers thrill me. I haven't hated a single person that has waltzed into my life yet and I don't plan to. One of the things I dislike and am trying to overcome my fear of is change. Just like everyone, I love to laugh. I love the rain and at this moment I'm craving some spring in my unspringful life. I hate touching styrofoam but I love to touch people and be close to them. I love to play music, especially blasting it in cars. I'm beyond excited to go to heaven, like beyond excited, guys. Getting married is probably one of the only reasons I'm still living. I can't wait to be a mother and I'm going to name my daughter Avonlea, by the way:)

What A Wonderful World

I see friends shakin' hands, sayin', "How do you do?" They're really sayin', "I love you!" ... The song then goes on to explain how he stalks babies- watching them cry and grow. But would that not be fabulous?! Not stalking babies... well, I guess that could be great fun too... Well, actually, it could! I actually once wrote a Journal Entry about it. Ha! for reals, I did:)
Well, anyway, what I was trying to say before I so rudely interrupted Myself was that it would be great if everyone went around saying that they loved each other! Is this not an extremely splendid idea?! I thought of this one day and I put my plan into action and I told a person that I loved them and Person was kinda surprised by this but Person seemed very quite happy about it. I told Person that I've realized what an amazing friend they were and that they were such a good example to me. They jokingly said, "You've just realized?!" Oh, haha, Person, Person. Person's a funny one. Person and I are such Kindred Spirits and Bosom Friends:)
So... I might as well start this lovin' stuff now! Well, guys, I Love You So Much :)

Saturday, January 8, 2011

What the, What the?

An upper retainer was found and Haley tried it on. It did not fit. It was tossed down the stairs to Breton. The results? It didn't fit either. The princess who fit the glass slipper... the plastic retainer:) was, after all, Brynnie Suzanne Hallsted, Princess of wanting to die and go to heaven and Queen of believing everything anyone says.
The only thing I wonder is... how did that retainer manage to get out of the toilet??
bum bum bottom? bum bottom crop?:) (dramatic music in the background)

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

fakes

I was reading the messages I sent a long time ago and I saw many messages sent to some one named Alicia Kelston. I could remember the name but I couldn't remember anything else about her. I was feeling terrible that I had sent so many messages to this girl and I couldn't even remember her. Then I did remember. It so turns out that I had made up this girl. She's not even real:) I had made an email for her and everything. It felt wonderful to be a hacker and I guessed her/my email password and saw messages sent to me from her! Haha! I even sent her letters! I guess, that's what happens when you don't have friends:) I also made up another girl when I was little named Kadence but that's a very odd story for another time:) I think I'm going to email Alicia Kelston right now:)

Monday, January 3, 2011

How is it that one could be so happy? How can it be possible to have so much happiness contained in one's very soul? I haven't really got a great reason to be overjoyed but, at the same time how could I not be? This world is too beautiful to be true, sometimes. How could heaven be any different than this world? I know there are those moments when a hot lump seems to come up my throat every time I open my mouth and if I keep it open for too long, I burst into tears, sometimes. But don't the happy and truly wonderful moments make up for those times?

Flared Jeans

I've heard from a very reliable source (m'dear Dani:) that some spring fashion thing includes flared jeans. When I heard this news I was overcome with joy. I have been in the depths of despair ever since those flared things went out of style... and that's been quite a while, don't ya think? Do you know what it's like to be in the depths of despair? :) My life is not actually over, yet