Mommy, can I go to the jungle? Paleeeaaasssseee? If I do my piano everyday for the next week, then can I go to the jungle? If I take out the trash five times a day could I go sleep in a tree like they do on Swiss Family Robinson? Oh! If you would only let me ride an elephant I would never be naughty again! I would not write in my journal for a whole day if I was only allowed to walk through the jungle wearing my Explorer Shorts (pst! I got them at Savers for a freakin' 2 bucks!) or a beautiful dress!
Oh, I would so give anything (except for a lot of things:) to be Roberta! Whowee, two men fighting over ya all the time (especially Fritz... omygoodnessgracious... if ya know what I mean;) and living in the jungle! It's... sniff, sniff... just not fair. (well, except for... it's only completely fair because Freaking Roberta doesn't live where I live and doesn't have these amazing people to live around and, hey, I bet ya she's not Mormon and... well, church is a party! and she doesn't have a beautiful creek to walk on and she doesn't have hardly anything that I have and... I bet she's dead! so there! I'm better...)
... Love, Brynnie Bamboo (dad would now start singing- Brynnie Bamboo, I love you. I just love my Brynnie Bamboo :)
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